Stephen Colbert Taste-Tested Starbucks' 'Sugary Affront To God,' The Unicorn Frappuccino

Candice Alexander
April 21, 2017

Like most of us, Jimmy Kimmel was a bit confused by the coffee company's trendy treat, the Unicorn Frappuccino - so he chose to try his hand at making a creation of his own!

Starbucks doesn't need to look any further for their "latest abomination"!

According to Starbucks, it starts off 'sweet and fruity transforming to pleasantly sour.' You can swirl it 'to reveal a color-changing spectacle of purple and pink.' And that pink and blue dust on the whipped cream?

"I have never made so many Frappuccinos in my entire life", he said in the clip.

"Please don't get it!" he said in the video.

The limited-edition drink is thankfully only available until April 23, but it has certainly already had its five minutes of fame.

The late-night host added that if the Instagram-worthy drink isn't up your alley, then he has another drink that might be: "The F-k-it-ccino".

Starbucks released a statement saying that they would talk to Burston to see how to make his "Unicorn Frappucino" experience better, but Burston isn't the only one who's disgusted by the sight of fake colors and straight shots of sugar. Starbucks says those are 'fairy powders'.

A barista from Florida, Tina Lee, wrote: "As a barista, just know that every time you ask me to make this, a part of me dies #unicornfrappuccino".

Instead of a massive sugar high, Kimmel's new Starbucks drink, dubbed the Fuck-it-ccino, is the flawless antidote for a complicated world.

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