Has Lorde Been Secretly Rating The World's Onion Rings on Instagram?

Elizabeth Williams
June 14, 2017

Perhaps because Lorde has 5.1 million on her own personal handle, and therefore does not need to seek social validation via her secret onion ring account?

Devastating, but at least now we know where to get the best onion rings! When Newshub contacted Lorde's management to ask about the account, and to ask whether Lorde really is into onion rings like that, they didn't respond, but the account was taken down shortly afterward. One of the rings was eaten aboard a plane from Tennessee (where Lorde had just played the Bonnaroo music festival) to NY (where Lorde lives).

We are true believers now, and are looking for evidence anywhere we can find it.

Secondly, the fan - a 17-year-old fan who has great powers of detection - deduced that the posts on @onionringsworldwide tend to align with posts on Lorde's official Instagram account. It's also important to note that Lorde was one of the account's 24 followers, along with several of her friends and associates.

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The person running this account definitely spells words like somebody from the Commonwealth ("flavour" as opposed to "flavor"), and as a particularly astute fan noticed the person's fingernails look like Lorde's.

Writer Anna Bracewell-Worrall points out that the location of every reviewed onion ring matches up with Lorde's recent travels.

Lastly, the fingers seen holding said onion rings in the shots are distinctly similar...

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